n. When people who want to earn an extra buck throw their lameass crap on their front lawn and ask people to buy it for slighty over what they paid it for. These events are usually frequented by wordold people/word, wordsoccer moms/word, and wordcheapskates/word.

before intecourse one thousand dollars ($1,000) worth of United States currency is inserted into the vagina (NOTE: as long as it is $1,000 worth of United States currency, coins and/or bills are both acceptable)

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch

The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.

a person who dwells in a garage. usually a white middle age man with a family, who enjoys drinking cheap beer in the solitude of his open garage.

i was under the impression that this term was coined by my dad, for he was the only one i had ever heard use it. but i have come to terms with the fact that other people use it too.

When you have someone lift your balls and spread the butt cheeks so they can lick from asshole down the taint to the base of the balls from below with one motion.

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.