One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.

english midwest slang for gracious, or thankyou in spanish

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy

It is a position in which the garage door closes on ones head and the person runs in a sideways circle.

convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard comes looking to see what’s going on. The key is working your magic to convince a chick to do it when she doesn’t want to at first.

No... Like seriously close that shit