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Hindi word for arsehole. Also used to describe someone stupid and incredibly dim witted. Sometimes also used when a person is unhelpful or stingy or just plain anal. Despite certain claims, the word gandu has no connection with homosexuality. A gandu is not a homosexual man, no more than an arsehole is a homosexual man. It stems from the word "Gand", pronunced "gaa-nd" which is a crude word for someone's arse. A very popular indian curse word.
"I'm not surprised he fucked up, he is a gandu!"

"He's not going to help, he's a real gandu"
by Samir J. Banerjee July 17, 2004
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Hindi word for arsehole. Also used to describe someone stupid and incredibly dim witted. Sometimes also used when a person is unhelpful or stingy or just plain anal. Despite certain claims, the word gandu does have a connection with homosexuality. A gandu is a homosexual man. It stems from the word "Gand", pronunced "gaa-nd" which is a crude word for someone's arse. A very popular indian curse word.
"I'm not surprised he fucked up, he is a gandu!"

"He's not going to help, he's a real gandu"

"Moksh"
by Paul V June 08, 2005
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A really useless entity. In fact, so useless that it's unfair to categorize the entity as a person. An entity who goofs up everything, looks highly slappable and should be whacked every time it is spotted.
A: "Look at those Gandus"
B: "Who, the installation guys from AT&T"?
A: "Yes, those Gandus."
by Serena Lordini November 30, 2007
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originally a nationalized jargon in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and Sri Lanka. Literally means : ASSHOLE or DELIVERED FROM THE ASSHOLE..
"You are a real gandu"
"Thank you, sala Gandu"
by j4jishnu April 08, 2009
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A slang word, commonly used in the Indian subcontinent. When employed in conversations, in a derogatory sense, in North and West India, this term means 'asshole'. In one embodiment of this word in West India, it may be used to refer to an 'earthworm'. In another embodiment of this word, South Indians, primarily those from the Deccan plateau, use this word in friendly banter and as a popular nickname for their friends.
He is a gandu...
by Maximum commode February 11, 2010
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A hindi word. Just a word you can call someone with many meanings. It can mean gay, homo, or just plain retarded.
Varun is going back to India, what a gandu.
by Teresa D. May 18, 2006
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