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Hindi word for arsehole. Also used to describe someone stupid and incredibly dim witted. Sometimes also used when a person is unhelpful or stingy or just plain anal. Despite certain claims, the word gandu has no connection with homosexuality. A gandu is not a homosexual man, no more than an arsehole is a homosexual man. It stems from the word "Gand", pronunced "gaa-nd" which is a crude word for someone's arse. A very popular indian curse word.
"I'm not surprised he fucked up, he is a gandu!"

"He's not going to help, he's a real gandu"
by Samir J. Banerjee July 17, 2004
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this adjective is used to describe people who are 6ft and have stiff wavy hair. some gandus also wear glasses. generally these types of people reside in the I-8 area of Islamabad and their background is typically from Jhelum. In reality they are 'paharis' but they refuse to accept it.
that guy is such a big gandu
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A person who always seems like he is talking/thinking from his arse. You can cure an arse but not a Gandu. Gandu also means somebody who can be easily insulted by any person and he will be okay with it. No offensive for being called gandu in the first place. An arse shaped face person can also be called gandu.
" Dude do you remember this antique, I am sure only 90s people will remember this"
"So you are saying people like me from the 80s birth were asleep the entire next decade, man you are talking like a Gandu person you know"
by xecuter198 September 29, 2019
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A really useless entity. In fact, so useless that it's unfair to categorize the entity as a person. An entity who goofs up everything, looks highly slappable and should be whacked every time it is spotted.
A: "Look at those Gandus"
B: "Who, the installation guys from AT&T"?
A: "Yes, those Gandus."
by Serena Lordini November 30, 2007
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Hindi word for arsehole. Also used to describe someone stupid and incredibly dim witted. Sometimes also used when a person is unhelpful or stingy or just plain anal. Despite certain claims, the word gandu does have a connection with homosexuality. A gandu is a homosexual man. It stems from the word "Gand", pronunced "gaa-nd" which is a crude word for someone's arse. A very popular indian curse word.
"I'm not surprised he fucked up, he is a gandu!"

"He's not going to help, he's a real gandu"

"Moksh"
by Paul V June 08, 2005
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originally a nationalized jargon in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and Sri Lanka. Literally means : ASSHOLE or DELIVERED FROM THE ASSHOLE..
"You are a real gandu"
"Thank you, sala Gandu"
by j4jishnu April 08, 2009
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