by SandyScottyMeyer December 31, 2011
To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.
"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"
by Speedygonzalez July 5, 2015
When a guy does something fucked up to a woman and has the grandiosity to think a woman can't or wont do it back to a man. Yet she does and even raises the stakes on his punk ass.
My boyfriend thinks I don't know he goes to strip clubs when he's out of town. That's okay, cuz the hot guy down the street turns out to be quite good for the gander on those occasions.
by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010
by buccalucky11 December 28, 2011
Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!
JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
by DJ Talleo September 11, 2015
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