"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"
by TheLolmighty January 10, 2014
When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.
Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019
by buccalucky11 December 28, 2010
When a guy does something fucked up to a woman and has the grandiosity to think a woman can't or wont do it back to a man. Yet she does and even raises the stakes on his punk ass.
My boyfriend thinks I don't know he goes to strip clubs when he's out of town. That's okay, cuz the hot guy down the street turns out to be quite good for the gander on those occasions.
by Free Bitch Baby July 30, 2010
Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!
JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
by DJ Talleo September 10, 2015
by KingOfHeckins31 November 12, 2017
A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.
Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."
by Willy Smoker February 22, 2021

