Urban Dictionary: gandalfed

To be denied access to somewhere or something. Derived from Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers where Gandalf proclaims "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

"Pete couldn't get in Sophbeck because he didn't have any ID so got gandalfed by the bouncer"

by Pedro the square October 07, 2008

The process of having been pentrated by a large staff or rod, cheifly with sexual connotations

by Chimbles2 December 08, 2007

I just smoked a phat blunt and i am gandalfed as fuck right now.

by lil pharaoh March 26, 2019

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.

by thricegreatart May 23, 2010

you shall not pass!

by lewis June 14, 2004

To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.

I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.

by pasdaddy May 07, 2009

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

by God July 21, 2003