John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lou gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"

Boy: Is that me-gan?
Boy#2: Omigurshhh it is.
Boy: I’ve heard a lot of things about her...
Boy#2: same....

You might be a vegan is you order a burger without any lettuce, tomato, onion or any other condiments/toppings

He doesnt fuck with any of the other bland food, give him some MEAT because he's Me-Gan!!!

Fuck Vegan vote Me-Gan™

For my New Years resolution I’m going Me-gan... man free

Jarred; Yo is that a Mr. B Lo-gan man?
Mitch: Well he looks like a fucking chicken

If you don't want to get kicked out of the room then don't be a Xiao Gan.