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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

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Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc

When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty