A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.
by improviduto January 30, 2006
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When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.
by perogi February 2, 2007
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When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.
Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
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-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.
I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.
by m-o-r-o May 28, 2009
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Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.
"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"
by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2021
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A bald or semi-bald person consumed by gambling and the casino life. This person can lead a normal life but online gambling at work is normal as is vacationing on riverboat gambling adventures and playing dice in da hood
That gambling Tracey is at it at work again, did you hear she just bankrupted a casino over the weekend
by TyroneJefferson September 12, 2016
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