After my alarm went off, I barely had time for a gallop pull before my Mom came up and yelled at me to get moving

(Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.

(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.

Wheres rich tonight?
Hes on his laptop, going to gallop the maggot.