Someone who looks, sounds, seems gay, but says they aren't gay.
"In that case if you aren't gay girls won't like you because you seem like a gaire."
by yxnji April 19, 2020
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A person who constantly tucks in his shirt, too smart to be an average human, and makes awkward hand jesters.
He could be believed to be gay, but that is due to the fact that said person was home schooled for a majority of his school years.
Person "that kid is rly awkard and makes weird motions at me...he also always tucks his shirt in...is he gay?"

new person "no he's just gair"
by Wowitisme May 22, 2010
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Damn, did you see that dude get arrested for child porn? He's such a Michael Gair!
by ooferganguwu November 12, 2018
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