The gahoogalong is a female sex organ that is located behind the intestines but in front of the spine. the purpose of the gahoogalong is to store excess semen. the gahoogalong is the reason why you don't always get pregnant when having unprotected sex.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.