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A "Gagpole" is a penis, a very large black penis that is usually stuck down someones throat, hense the name gagpole
"ooh look at that, Lindsay is taking the whole gay pole this time"

"Tiny's 14" long gay pole is bigger than I expected

"that is the smallest gagpole I have ever put my lips around"
by Sedz April 29, 2006
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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