(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.

1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.

2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"

"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
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A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.
"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"
by bunterr August 14, 2018
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1. A group of 8 to 12 people engaged in a rampant Hot Karl orgy.

2. Vigorously Hot Karling on a gaggle of geese for fun and/or profit.

3. Any mix of people and geese Hot Karling the hell out of each other.

4. When the Poopchute Express pulls into the Saran Wrap Station for 8 to 12 lucky hussies.
"Hey guys, who else is going to the Hot Gaggle-athon tonight? I'm ready to get shitfaced--Literally!"

"Those fucking gooses were getting on the road again, so I stopped my car, got out, and had a steamy Hot Gaggle all over them."

"WANTED: People to assist in a Hot Gaggle. Geese and bran muffins will be provided. Participants must submit to a preliminary O-ring inspection before being allowed to shit on the faces of others."

"You mean Katie's been going to the weekly Hot Gaggles in Civic Park? What a hussy!"
by WhatTheJorge May 26, 2007
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A burial ground for many geese.
Man, that trench gaggle is damned big.
by HK February 22, 2004
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When a large group of people goes through 1 door when 2-4 are available.
Look at all those faggots gaggle fucking. Let's go through that door.
by voysetki January 07, 2011
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Verb- 1. To masturbate; 2. to screw around in serious or inappropriate situations
1:
"Dude I love to jack off to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit website!"
"Why can't you giggle your gaggle to porn like everyone else?"

2:
John: "We have to get this project done, it's due tomorrow."
Jack: "I'll have your mom done by tomorrow!"
John: "What the fuck man! Stop giggling your gaggle and get to work!"

Steve: "Dude, last night I played hardcore team deathmatch on mw2 and just giggled my gaggle and shot my own teammates!"
Jason: "I love doing that!"
Alex "You're both such assholes."
by DrMcNinja February 23, 2010
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when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.
If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.
by max keller April 10, 2015
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