A tour of someones house, or general living space.
When I come round can you give me a gaff tour?
by basically a retard December 17, 2018
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A shortened version of 'Dont Give A Fuck!' commonly used in reply to someone or as a comment. Used to conceal saying the actual meaning so as to not offend the recipient of the Dee-gaff
Person 1: Excuse me! why are you late?
Person 2: Dee-gaff!
by Rellus February 10, 2015
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A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.
When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.
by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019
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A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook,or a lesser know powerful rusty hook.The main difference is you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.
Last night I ovened the dutch girl after I gave her the powerful rusty gaff.She asked me to marry her the next day.
by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019
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The days of housewives behind us, a gaff-daddy is exactly what it sounds like; an absolute lad, totally in control of his masculinity and his three toddlers while Sandra chases that office promotion!
How come your dad always picks you up from school?”
“Oh, he’s a gaff-daddy!”
by Polarbearjack May 24, 2019
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A word (or words) that don't make sense or are jumbled in some way.
To tell you the truth, JF made a gif-gaff by saying fazz jestival instead of jazz festival.
by prometheus July 05, 2017
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