Grab Ass From Front

To grab someone's ass from the front.
Hey did you gaff Megan yet?
Shit man she loves it when I gaff her.

I gaffed her for two and a half hours.

by NieccoCapone November 23, 2008
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An error.
He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.
by robcraine March 15, 2004
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A burp one does prior to or during the process of throwing up, vomiting, being sick, puking, blowing chunks or similar.
"You know you're gonna throw up whenever you gaffe."

"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."

Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."
by Van Timm August 16, 2011
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noun - a prescription drug (vicodin, lortab, oxycontin, etc.)
verb - e.g. "to gaff" to snort a prescription drug
adj - e.g. "gaffed up" to be under the influence of prescription drugs
yo bring some gaffers over, we'll chop em up and gaff.
by gaffy taffy May 24, 2006
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Something that is fake or just not right. Like when someone buys a $20 fake Rolex or someone tries to explain to you how to do something the wrong way.
"Hey, look at this great Rolex I bought for $20" "That watch is gaff"

"Take a right after the Dairy Queen go straight for two miles" "Those directions are gaff"

by LoveBroker July 10, 2008
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a gaff is your house
as in im away til da gaff a minutie
by Wee O July 09, 2005
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