funny form of the word gay that's not offensive and is ironic

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

A term most 9 year olds use to describe your mom. Can be used alongside "Your dad lesbian".
Told as a joke or an insult.

Similar to when people say "That's so gay", but this is the definition that means stupid and this way, it's not offensive.

The term coined by Sir. Neko da kami-sama during the end of French revolution. It means "Happy".

(noun) (adj) (verb) The immense intimacy and affectionate relation between brothers which is considered to be superior to bromance and devoid of any homosexual intent. The fine line

of distinction between the holy bond of gæ- derived from, but often confused with- its unholy homophone "gay" is more than the distinction between "gay" and "straight".

A word meaning stupid or otherwise offensive to the person using the word. In other words it’s annoying that the thing being called gae exists.

(Actually short for GArbagE)