A joke name for Gabe Newell, one of the most popular employees at Valve Software. He is always teased about his fatness and his inability to count to the number 3, as well as delaying games 9 years. The name comes from a commentary node in Team Fortress 2 where he said he could be reached at Gaben@valvesoftware.com. He's become one hell of an Internet meme ever since, with many videos, songs, and even sites based around him.
by NC1223 April 14, 2013
by PixelDelta February 1, 2017
When Lord Gaben decides to bless us with his mighty sales box while actually f****ng our wallets in the ass.
by Gabmeister3000 January 5, 2017
Gaben is the holy lord of everything. He hates the number 3, and the words Team Fortress 2, therefore he forbids any contact with them. According to an old legend, he delayed creating the universe so much he said ''fuck it'' and created itself. Fabulous.
by CreepRoot August 6, 2017
The Creator of Steam and Various other games.
He is known for draining our bank accounts on the steam sales and is worshiped like a god.
He created CS:GO and Half-Life 3 Sike
He is known for draining our bank accounts on the steam sales and is worshiped like a god.
He created CS:GO and Half-Life 3 Sike
by Izakk Il Meme December 3, 2018
by future you May 1, 2015