n. the beautiful one that got away.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Gaurdasil 9; a vaccine preventing nine strains of Human Paplova Virus (HPV) including the low risk variety which causes genital warts and the high risk that causes cancer.

when a fat person and a skinny person 69

g9 is the latest in sexual exploits. It is only for the sexually deviant who love to freak. Typically taking place on the dance floor, g9 is performed when the giver (it can be male/female/dildo...) gets it in the ass of the receiver (female/male/blow up doll...) while grinding them from behind. Doing this position while listening to dub-step intensifies the experience.

A state in which drunken individuals become so paraletic that it i almost histerical. This is a fatal state.

To want Sprouse, or having sex with sprouse, or gay.