A white man who is convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is a black man trapped in a white man's body.
"Jesus, look at that fucking G-tard with those baggy pants and that chain around his neck, talking all those ebonics."
by Kellen C. July 07, 2004
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
A Gtard is a person who says they will play a game with you "in a little bit" but then after about 5 mins you ask again and they suddenly have to go.
"Carson do you want to play Destiny 2"
" In a little bit"
*5 minutes pass
"Carson do you still want to play?"
"Sorry I suddenly have to go"
Like the gtard he is
" In a little bit"
*5 minutes pass
"Carson do you still want to play?"
"Sorry I suddenly have to go"
Like the gtard he is
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by Wavytoast84 June 13, 2020
Someone who clearly likes to over indulge in the party drug GHB GBH. When taking in excess the user often experiences incontrollable body movements, makes random noises and yelling offensive obsenities at total strangers as if they have severe tourettes syndrome.
Dan: Hey, looks like Jimmy's over done it on the GHB again.
Megan: Clearly, I can see his manky arms flapping about like that retard window licker from bach in school.
Dan: He's with out a doubt the biggest G-tard i've ever met!
Megan: Clearly, I can see his manky arms flapping about like that retard window licker from bach in school.
Dan: He's with out a doubt the biggest G-tard i've ever met!
by Jesse G Drop January 21, 2008
by No Rubbers September 05, 2009
Someone who tries to act like a gangsta because they think it's cool, but ends up looking like a total retard.
Lame internet troll: Lil Wayne iz da bez raper in all ov timez mane, hez juz sooo gud!
Me: No he's not, Rakim is. Lil Wayne's lyrics sucks and he raps about stupid topics.
Lame internet troll: Yo fuck all doz big word rapperz mane, Lil Wayne iz betta den all ov doz over rated washed up has-beens who whine about there lifes!
Me: Why do you spell so bad?
Lame internet troll: Cauze speeling iz 4 loozers! I'm such a gangsta, I listenz two Lil Wayne, I where myz hat two da side, dat meanz Im a gangsta!
Me: No, it means you're a retard. You're a g-tard!
Me: No he's not, Rakim is. Lil Wayne's lyrics sucks and he raps about stupid topics.
Lame internet troll: Yo fuck all doz big word rapperz mane, Lil Wayne iz betta den all ov doz over rated washed up has-beens who whine about there lifes!
Me: Why do you spell so bad?
Lame internet troll: Cauze speeling iz 4 loozers! I'm such a gangsta, I listenz two Lil Wayne, I where myz hat two da side, dat meanz Im a gangsta!
Me: No, it means you're a retard. You're a g-tard!
by Icy Wyte December 10, 2016
by Alan Michael Alan July 07, 2006
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