Urban Dictionary: g ride

g ride

a once ghetto, dump ass car that some dumbass ghetto moon cricket put too much money into to try to make look fresh and to make himself and look like he is cool (but he's not)

1. Dat fukin moon cricket blew all his bread to put 3 30 watt subs in his G Ride. When he turned them on, his G Ride broke into pieces

2. "wuddup dawg"
"nuttin, just fixin up my g ride"
"nigga you should sell dat shit, yo grand mama had it for 42 years and never changed the oil"
"aint you know im tryin to have a p.o.s. that looks good"
"nigga, aint you know you spendin 30 grand just to have that piece of shit break tomorrow"
"nigga fuk u!!!" (pulls out a gun)(squezes trigger) "cap!" "cap!"

by SaltineCrakur March 17, 2006

g ride

A 'G ride' in military and government slang is a vehicle that belongs to the Federal government, especially the GSA.

"Hey, who's driving to lunch? Let's just take the g-ride, the gas is free..."

by TheManWatching Your House August 06, 2005

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g ride

no idea. I'm only submitting this so that someone can tell ME what it means.

"What the hell is a g ride?"
"Fuck the g ride, I want the machines that make 'em." - Rage

by Tony August 17, 2004

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G-Ride

Marked or unmarked vehicle used by Federal Agents; Government-owned vehicle. Ironically, term is also used by gangsters and hoods to mean a stolen vehicle! (Grand Theft Auto)Also erroneously used by lame-ass White Devils to describe any vehicle used by gangsters, thugs and other profiled yet hip, economically-challenged urbanites.

"Damn... the Sup approved me go to the Bank Robbery Conference, but he won't let me take a G-Ride!"
"What are you bitching about, you still get to go! You can hang takin' your POV; you got a cool ride!"

by pIMP dADDY g June 11, 2006

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g ride

A pimped out whip with 22" wheels or bigger. Gucci or louie vuitton interior, t.v.'s everywhere. Candy paint loud exhaust and a V-8 engine.

Yo I jusy got that new gucci from acefabric for the g ride now my whips off the chain.

My whip is the shit, got the 26" wheels, Louie vuitton interior, and got that wet ass candy on that shit. My shits off the chain so what one of you hoes want to ride in my g ride and give me highway head. Fuck it Ill take you all then we can slide by acefabric's shop and pimp out you hoes.

by acefabric January 02, 2006