antonym: shmelmex
n- a state of pure, unadulterated fail, from the likes of which one's pride and sanity cannot recover
v- to fail in a way that puts one in the state described above.
adj- of or pertaining to failing so hard that even committing ritualistic suicide is no longer a viable option for retaining one's honor.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20