Top definition
portmanteau of typo and fuck or fucked up
see also: drunken fypo
1) any misspelling, typographical error, grammatical error, or unexpected use of spell-check that causes a message's meaning to be obscured or misconstrued, usually in an extreme fashion
2) a message in which the meaning cannot be misconstrued, is usually lurid in nature, and is almost always sent to the wrong person
see also: drunken fypo
1) any misspelling, typographical error, grammatical error, or unexpected use of spell-check that causes a message's meaning to be obscured or misconstrued, usually in an extreme fashion
2) a message in which the meaning cannot be misconstrued, is usually lurid in nature, and is almost always sent to the wrong person
1)
Fred:
"I got a weird message from Janet last night."
Todd:
"What did she say?"
Fred:
"She thinks we should play putt-putt golf and then cook spaghetti on the Moon. And maybe go to the pet store and get a wombat and name it Steve"
Todd:
"That might have been a fypo, buddy."
2)
Janet:
I tried to tell my hubby I was picking up something for our anniversary but I fypo'd and now my employer, mother, and pastor know I'm at the dildo shop.
Michelle:
"That sucks."
Fred:
"I got a weird message from Janet last night."
Todd:
"What did she say?"
Fred:
"She thinks we should play putt-putt golf and then cook spaghetti on the Moon. And maybe go to the pet store and get a wombat and name it Steve"
Todd:
"That might have been a fypo, buddy."
2)
Janet:
I tried to tell my hubby I was picking up something for our anniversary but I fypo'd and now my employer, mother, and pastor know I'm at the dildo shop.
Michelle:
"That sucks."
by Deamerxt November 22, 2014
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020