"i had to much ket and gin, fyked it"

"smart price bitter, buckfast, cheap vodka and holsten pills, fyked it m8"

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you