Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The act of Raping someones Facebook profile when they leave it logged in then realising you were actually logged into your own account therefore Fraping or face book raping yourself.
HaHa this will teach him to leave profile signed in "I sucked my own cock last nite"
Oh shit I wrote that on my own profile I just fwanked
Oh shit I wrote that on my own profile I just fwanked
by Hinge 81 January 15, 2011
3
Abbreviation of the phrase fucking wank, used when inappropriate to swear or in time critical scenarios.
Also an acronym for the computer game series Fighting Warrior Action Ninja King 1 to 7.
Also an acronym for the computer game series Fighting Warrior Action Ninja King 1 to 7.
You are in Woolworths surrounded by children and grandmothers, you find Woolworths is Fucking Wank but you don't want to offend when you say this out loud and so say "It's fwank in here!"
by Adam Ward December 09, 2005
4
## mixture of the two words ##
:: FWAY:: & ::SWANK::
Expresses one who has an odd style and way of dressing.
:: FWAY:: & ::SWANK::
Expresses one who has an odd style and way of dressing.
by FWANK PAPI June 15, 2014
5
1.
A: Hey babe, what'd you get up to today
B: Not a lot, mainly just watched Grey's Anatomy and had a fwank
2. She is a massive fwanker
3. Did you see Johnny Depp in that film last night, one for the fwank bank
A: Hey babe, what'd you get up to today
B: Not a lot, mainly just watched Grey's Anatomy and had a fwank
2. She is a massive fwanker
3. Did you see Johnny Depp in that film last night, one for the fwank bank
by sweetc October 23, 2009