blue-veined junket pumper
boner
cock
dick
dipstick
dong
doughnut holder
firm worm
hard on
John Thomas
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
meat
meat whistle
member
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
pee-pee
percy
piece of pork
pink oboe
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pussy plunger
rod
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
throbber
throbbing python of love
trouser trout
wee-wee
wife's best friend
willy
woody
PENIS

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

cooch cork.

Custard chucker, one-eyed monster, pussy pounder, salty yogurt slinger, one-eyed purple headed cunt commanding pork stick

A babyish word meaning "no-fur."

The one-eye'd wonder worm