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What people who go to the University of Oklahoma have to sacrifice in order to attend the college and become an ou tard. Once you attend OU aka TardU, you basically have no future and will be a complete failure in life because everyone shares tard DNA instead of OUDNA.
Norman "Nick" goes to OU but I think he's too stupid to realize that he no longer has a bright future.
by TurnM3Up December 07, 2019
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A man who doesn’t simp for no bitch if a man does this he is considered a king
Woah sometimes Jotaro doesn’t simp for no bitch doesn’t that make him a future
by I will make a trending word August 01, 2020
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Something you don't have if you searched this
CID: Hey John what's a future?
Meza: Something you don't have.
by ThatOneLeftOutGuy February 27, 2017
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a place from which Marty Mcfly returns to in Back to the Future I, II, and III.
1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott! / The future.
by Dr. Marc Pierson November 21, 2005
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A period of time that you presently want to be in be in because of the wonderful theories and concepts envisioned. But when the future becomes the present, you'll wish it were still the past. because the theories and concepts either (a) never came true, (b) weren't worth the wait, or (c) really sucked.
I have seen the future. And it sucks horse-shit. And I'm not even a psychic.
by AYB October 27, 2003
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