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A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.
by da_plunger October 09, 2007
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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