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futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 06, 2017

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futon

another word for an asian.

"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"

"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"

by niggins August 10, 2007

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Futon

Jack plows on his futon whilst Poppin

On the futon imma give her that penis

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Futon

the sitting furniture in your room/ dorm room where your friends can sit and hang out. Also, it is a make out spot for people as well.

Ashley: It was an intresting night last night.

Me: What happened?

Ashley: My roommate had sex with her boyfriend on the futon.

by johnashmore October 16, 2009

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Futon

A style of bedding with a folding wooden base and cotton-stuffed mattress the name of which sounds like a poshed-up version of an activity that often takes place upon it.

I was Fu'd on my futon or
I was fucked on my fucked-on

by Gwiwer57 August 14, 2012

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futon

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.

by Hablacraja December 20, 2003

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