A belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.
Rachel was going to wear that silver belt I lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.
by SuperKate April 26, 2009
Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.
by leroywaggle June 14, 2011
1. An action that achieves no end or goal.
2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.
3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless
2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.
3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless
by Old_Bean August 23, 2005
I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.
by Cynicool April 01, 2017
by Turo Fernandez June 06, 2020
Trying to set somebody who's already straight straight is like trying to drive somebody who's already crazy crazy, it doesn't work.
Start by setting yourself straight and being concerned about your own life, its less futile than always trying to set the world straight. The people who try to set the most people straight are usually the people in most need of being set straight, since they usually never got set straight by their own fathers (or mothers) with an ass whooping every now and then.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019