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I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.
by happycookie August 03, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The categorisation use to define an individial (whether it be inanimate or not) whose existance possesses no purpose what so ever.
"Oh Luke, you are sooo futile!"
by sezza b October 19, 2006
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Someone who believes they're going to grow up to be a nurse, doctor, lawyer, rapper, singer, athlete, or any other high paying job, but they really grow up to be another typical fuckboy, thot, pornstar (get paid great but is a very disrespected job), work at a fast food joint, or any other low-paying job.
Girl: I'm gonna be a nurse when I grow up.
Boy: Yo gpa like 1.8.
Girl: so, what that mean?
Boy: Mean you futile as a bitch.
by C. Ferb January 19, 2015
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they are both useless and in the way doing things that needn't be done and being gay so they are futile
by Speakerofminds January 30, 2010
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Before I was 3 or when I needed to pee, it was futile to take off my boxer brief undies!
by Turo Fernandez June 06, 2020
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