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When an individual afflicted with diarrhea has their anus tickled with a feather.
"Dude you were in the bathroom all day yesterday- feeling any better?"

"Not really, but if I'm lucky maybe my girl will give me a rad futher mucker tonight!"
by Zombiebucket October 17, 2009
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Same as above, commonly used in Insane Clown Posse lyrics.
My chins in an old man's backyard
I gotta sneak through his yard
To find the futher mucker
And he's got a pitbull dog
And it's sitting on my chin like a frog on a log
I throw a bone to try to distract
Cuz I'm wanting my chinny-chin-chin back
by xJUGGLAx October 16, 2006
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when you want to say some one "mother fucker" but cant say..they say only Futher Mucker
hey guys meet my best friend Futher Mucker.any
by saj_ali August 22, 2007
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Instead of saying the real word (motherfucker) you say "futhermucker" it is a lot safer way of saying the real word especially around teachers and parents!
You futhermucker how dare you

You are such a futhermucker
by Shittyyyy shit shittt January 19, 2017
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The word you use when your parents are around or you're at school trying to stay out of trouble.
*stubs toe*.....Futhermucker!!!!!
by MissStealYoMan13 May 24, 2017
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