Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 10, 2015
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An innuendo for suggesting sex.
Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and then we're gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: N-no, I don't unders--
Meg: 😈
Castiel: I uNdErStAnD
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A wonderful place in Minnesota where dreams come to die, shitty furniture with a big tag on it, some salesmen are cool drug dealers and others are stuck up old bitches, but hey come on in because It's "A Good Life" ©
Hey Tom Wana go to slumberland Furniture no George that place is depressing as hell
by Okay sure man February 06, 2019
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