The fact that you're wasting time looking up "funny".

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

Something people aren’t these days

When someone else gets hurt.

Makes you laugh, odd

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

A way of describing the girl you really like, either to said girl or your friends, without hinting too much. Either used by shy men who have a hard time admitting they really like someone or describing the girl you like to your friend that proclaims himself the matchmaker or love finder (yes, this is a stereotyped friend that every bro has, you may even be this person - if so, you have learned the secret code of bro hinting (ha, and you only thought girls spoke in hint))