A medical condition characterized by crossed eyes, nausea, uncontrollable growth of ass-hair, and in severe cases, projectile vomiting, uncontrolled diarrhea and a persistent vegetative state. It is caused by overexposure to the Blue Funnel video.

It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.

The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"

Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"

Private: "Should I call the medics?"

Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
by TehMaestro February 09, 2008
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(noun) That person who plays go between for intellectuals and idiots.
They're never going to understand it. Send this to Kevin, he's the dumb-funnel.
by Akragard March 13, 2020
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Funnel Flambé

After fucking his woman in the ass the man sticks a funnel in the woman's pussy and puts his ass to the funnel and let's a ripper go. Whilst he has his cock covered with her truffle butter he holds a lighter to the area, she lets the quif go and lights the shit on his cock on fire. Then he fucks the quif back into her.
Man that chick's pussy smelled like somebody gave her a Funnel Flambé , either that or I was licking the wrong hole!!
by couple of gems December 24, 2015
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When one individual whips out their penis and the the corresponding individual is laying on their side. Then the individual with the penis in hand begins to urinate in ones ear lobe creating a funnel affect.
Quick hurry I’m desiring one of your lemon funnels!
by LemFun July 21, 2021
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A small strap-on device that allows a woman to pee standing up and avoid touching the toilet seat.
"Dude, did you see Jennifer writing her name in the snow...she must have a vagina funnel."
by gypsy333 May 09, 2014
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A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.
I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.

Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.
by iheartxiuxiu May 22, 2005
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