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a pleasurable way of being punished, usually in a sexual way
I enjoyed hours of funishment for getting drunk and coming home with flowers.
by Jessie aka # 1 Stunna January 09, 2009
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A punishment that ends up being more fun than the thing you're being punished for doing in the first place.
by rob tough November 23, 2003
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Entering into some kind of fun activity that will leave you feeling pretty sore the next day, but with no regrets. Some examples include drinking heavily and stair diving.
Dude, are you up for some funishment on Friday?
by circuitron February 16, 2005
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Something that's supposed to be fun, but that is required, as a form of punishment, and is not actually fun.
My parents sent me to snowboarding camp last summer. It sucked! The worst funishment ever....
by luserX April 26, 2011
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Playing a game such as pool or a sport such as Basketball with friends who are much better than you.
I'm always up for some funishment with you, Bro.
by Chewington March 19, 2009
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Funishment. The consequence of wrong doing that turns out the be unexpectedly fun.
Child to friend " I got some unexpected funishment when. I blew up the go cart motor."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."
by Gregaroidson. February 08, 2020
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