Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.
by The012 September 29, 2010
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One of the best fucking bands to come out of the welsh music underground ever. joined kick ass tour with iron maiden and their latest album, casually dressed and deep in conversation was the best 50 mins in my life
Funeral For A Friend are kick ass, and all you metallers who think they suck are absolute bastards who wouldnt know good music if it went around biting people on the nose
by Ravenlord April 23, 2004
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nigga 1: Yo bro, I guess we need to finally get this job finished with.
nigga 2: Naw man, my cousin's step dady's half brothers's ex sister in law's baby's dady just got tased to death. We got a nigga funeral to go to.
nigga 2: Naw man, my cousin's step dady's half brothers's ex sister in law's baby's dady just got tased to death. We got a nigga funeral to go to.
by NWA2290 October 22, 2010
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Standard black lace-up dress shoes, usually cheap and uncomfortable. Often bought for a funeral and never worn again.
"You're seriously wearing cowboy boots with that?"
"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."
"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."
by thesd July 02, 2007
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A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse
by Dumpybrown July 05, 2007
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Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.
That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!
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Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.
by yellowhat September 10, 2012
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