adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?
by gnostic3 January 01, 2018
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If you're from San Diego, you know what a function is.

For you outsides, a function is a kickback, party, where people be swanging, getting faded and fucked up. An infamous place for fights and drama.
Person 1: You going to the function tomorrow?
Person 2: Nawh, my girl don't like it when I go to functions, she don't trust me.
by SExSD October 21, 2011
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Function. A non-word that is used by everyone who has ever done any thing with software.
This functionality will help you overcome the opportunity presented by your synergistic paradigm.
by teej October 16, 2003
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Something that is both functional and fashionable. Used frequently by fashion models in Europe when describing an item used to accessorize their outfit that can be used day to day.
Wow that purse is very functionable
by CJOII August 28, 2010
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Able to function after a long night of partying.
I have to be functionable at 6 am!
by Amy December 19, 2003
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A term used by people that do the dance called jerking, the function is where everyone is jerkin like where alot of battles are at, and where crews rep themselves.
(Example1)
Jerk1: Ay, meet me at the function tonight, the rangers are about to be there.

Jerk2: Ight, but ay are we about to get off there?

Jerk1:Yups

(Example2)

Jerk1:Since your talking so much trash bro meet me at te function see who wins.

Jerk2: Alright be sure to bring your crew.
by @Thatjerkoholicnigga August 16, 2010
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