"Yo mamacita pass the funbutter so we can fuck."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

"Ran out of lube and she wanted me to smash her in the arse so just used a bit of fun butter and jammed it right in."