To be denied from jumping over an object, often due to a perceived high chance of failure.
"Well, I was keen to give it a go but it ended up just being another fump"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"
by c00pala April 30, 2018
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A dance where one person gets on the floor and does push-ups, while another person gets on top of them and humps to the "Jump In!" soundtrack; an alternate to the word "fuck".
Ex1:Man, me and Chealsea fumped so hard last night!
Ex2: Well fump you!
by Twerkinonluigi69 February 21, 2014
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The act of inserting a funnel into the anal opening of your partner and vomiting into it.
I was eating out my girlfriend's butt hole and she farted in my face so I gave her a fump.
by the fumper December 03, 2010
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the action of fucking and humping together
Damn, I'd like to fump that ho all night long.
by CrackBaby November 24, 2003
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FUmp- From the root - Have been well and truly FUmped, to FUmp. FUmping , to vindictively seek out from a position of power any minority of any orientation for a quick quash giving oneself elevated gratification. FUmp, a male, who is supremely relentless at abusing power, inhumanly and without fair rights, quashing the innocent, any time, any place, anywhere.
" Look at me folks, it's my agenda . A minority is about to get quashed. The dyed blonde FUmp is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so marginalized they can be removed from existence."
by A bad day October 27, 2018
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