A sex position in which a man's butthole is spread open 7 inches and 2 raccoons are inserted.
I had a good jiggle fump with Jerry last night and we spent the entire night in the ER.
by FumpDaddy November 06, 2019
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This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.
by Telephony November 04, 2020
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a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.
Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.
by Dirk Diggler February 03, 2003
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a Fump is when a furry humps you
Girl: DONT FUMP MEH!!!
Furry: I'm not gonna fump you imma fump her
Other Girl: Oh yeah
by fump_man April 24, 2011
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A man who fucks your mother and skeets in cereal
That nigga fump was out yo house now yo momma pregnant again
by mr.fump July 02, 2010
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When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.
After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.
by dailybragger January 02, 2012
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sucking a queef from your partners sexual organ, also known as a fanny fart
listen mate your just an "ekkyy fump"
by bezley September 21, 2014
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