jack : damn,im sick of this fat bitch
mike : aint she worth a shot ?
jack : hell yeah,im gonna fump her !
mike : aint she worth a shot ?
jack : hell yeah,im gonna fump her !
by Hojatkermani June 11, 2017
by ThreatMatrix December 09, 2017
All of the past definitions are false. There is only one true definition for "Fump" It is a word made up by a child a few months ago and it's defenition is a goblin-like creature with a large head and green skin. The word fump can be used as a verb (to fump) a noun (a fump) an adverb (fumpily) and a adjective (fumpy).
Dude, I just saw a fump!
Dude, I swear he fumped right on the fump!
You fumped SO fumpily.
Well, you're quite fumpy.
Dude, I swear he fumped right on the fump!
You fumped SO fumpily.
Well, you're quite fumpy.
by i SAW a fump December 08, 2010
The act of bumping fists.
"Your spicy chipotle sauce is the bomb. Give me a FUMP!"
"Hey bro, give me a fump..."
"Fump IT"
"Fump yeah!"
"Can't fump this"
"Hey bro, give me a fump..."
"Fump IT"
"Fump yeah!"
"Can't fump this"
by Oakland speaks February 15, 2013
by T Rastovich September 28, 2003
Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump
by TWC.TV November 30, 2015
Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.
Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
by gamerking60 November 19, 2007