Top definition
When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.
Davis fumbled Mary last night. It was close though!
by Tails September 30, 2003
Get a fumble mug for your dad Vivek.
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
Get a Carpe DM mug for your mate Jovana.
2
when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but shit in your pants before you make it to the toilet.
I ate a bean burrito from q-dubs and thought I had to fart, but when the shit dripped down my short pants, I surely knew I had fumbled.
by Zee Assman January 20, 2005
Get a fumble mug for your guy Rihanna.
4
a couple playing with each other, especially each other's sexual organs
Sam and I had a bit of a fumble in bed last night
by progolfer99 June 16, 2015
Get the fumble neck gaiter and mug.
5
When a female is receiving sex in the doggy style position and her partner becomes overzealous and slips his wang into her pooper.
Ooops. Sorry baby. I fumbled!
by meghan danaher January 29, 2004
Get a fumble mug for your grandma Larisa.
6
Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.
"dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense "
" Well you did cheated on her "
" Yea but i still love her "
by Kelly Persona April 21, 2013
Get the Fumble neck gaiter and mug.