Top definition
1) Totally unfounded, not credible, or ridiculous...usually refers to something somebody just said.
2) Having a large amount of fecal matter in your body, usually necessitating a dump.
Eric: "...so I told the Olsen twins I wasn't in the mood, because you know, I can do better. Then a couple minutes later I ran into the Hilton sisters and scored a threesome. It was just like in the video, dude, I swear."
Stan: "Man you're so full of shit, your eyes are brown."
Eric: "Yeah, I guess you're right, I really need to drop a massive deuce in the john."
by Nick D July 14, 2004
Get the full of shit neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
Get the Pick me neck gaiter and mug.
2
(Adj.)
1. Saying untrue, unreliable, incorrect, made up, often nonsensical and unbelievable lies to try to make oneself not look like a giant piece of shit. (see also piece of shit, bullshit artist)
2. One who is undependable, unreliable, fake, untrue, a straight up liar
3. Constipated to the point your eyes turn brown and breath reeks of fecal matter.
(Verb) to be-
1. To make promises, plans, or claims all the while knowing damn well you will never follow through. (see also blow smoke)
2. To be too afraid to be honest & say it like it is because one is soft. Not unlike a scared little girl.
"When do you think you'll have that job done"?
"I just finished it. Best work I've ever done!"
"You're FULL OF SHIT Brandon!! I'm here looking at it now"
"Oh Dave You wouldn't believe all the crazy, unbelievable made up things that happened that kept me from getting out of bed today. But I promise it'll be done today".
"You're FULL OF SHIT. I can't believe anything I hear and only half of what I see with you"
by WisestAssofall April 03, 2021
Get the Full of shit neck gaiter and mug.
3
adj. phrase
1)The quality of making spurious or exaggerated claims
2) Deceitful or dishonest
3) Glenn Beck
"Did you hear Glenn Beck expounding upon the subject of free health care? He contends that the pursuance of this policy is apt to lead to Soviet-style gulags."

"That gentleman is full of shit."

"Quite so."
by penguinboy562 July 06, 2012
Get a full of shit mug for your bunkmate Vivek.
4
It's the moment when you think you know everything about anything
Every sentence beginning with "actually" in a condescending tone.
I.e: "Actually being full of shit is acting like a douchebag who thinks he know everything and is better and everyone else"
by cyber22111 March 08, 2017
Get the full of shit neck gaiter and mug.
5
adj. phrase

1) Someone or something that is full of fecal matter.

2) Someone who deceives or lies by means of syntax coercion; often pathologically.
Dual Interpretation (1, 2)

If that charlatan was given an enema, he would've been buried in a matchbox (full of shit).
by Shtix March 16, 2014
Get a full of shit mug for your friend Georges.
6
Somebody who's more likely to try and give you a lot of misinformation and a hard time than give you good information and no bullshit or drama.
by Solid Mantis December 21, 2019
Get a Full of shit mug for your dog Bob.