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Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!
by Tina February 16, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A medicinal pill which allows the one who takes it to forget all their worries and fears. Usually taken by high school and college students who don't want to pull all-nighters.
"Dude, Fukitol!"
by TheBigMellon February 11, 2009
4
a new drug to help eliviate the every day pains of, job, family, frinds, life, death and most everyday pains. take as needed.
my life really sucks, today, so i think i'll take three fukitols to make it better. don't cha wish it was just that easy?
by debhead April 22, 2011
5
A day where things aren't going right or a day when you just don't care. Your definition of carpe diem is to fukitol and do it your way.
This is typically celebrated on February 26th.
This is typically celebrated on February 26th.
Things I want to do today:
1. Nothing.
2. Drink coffee and watch the sky.
3. Lay in bed.
4. Sit on the couch and click a pen for an hour.
5. Nothing.
6. Snuggle with Thor.
7. Flip through the channels on the TV and complain there is nothing to watch.
8. Listen to silence.
Fukitol!
1. Nothing.
2. Drink coffee and watch the sky.
3. Lay in bed.
4. Sit on the couch and click a pen for an hour.
5. Nothing.
6. Snuggle with Thor.
7. Flip through the channels on the TV and complain there is nothing to watch.
8. Listen to silence.
Fukitol!
by Xubur February 26, 2013
6
When you no longer let anybody fathom the immensity of the fuck you do not give, because you took fukitol and no longer worry about your worries.
*family and teachers incessintly pressure you to revise for an exam for the subject you didn't enjoy for the previous 2 years*
fukitol, I'm goin to party tonight till 6am, fuck the exam
fukitol, I'm goin to party tonight till 6am, fuck the exam
by haych,jay,kay June 13, 2010