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a bitch who has scene hair and racoon eyes, this species of reptilian is often observed with that beau of hers, chicken legs, and is usually of the underclassman sort. also often mistaken for gremlims, trolls, and/or whores due to the lack of maturity and class, as well as the hideous appearence of this (thankfully) rare breed of animal.
behaviors include:
-table dancing at school
-making out with random (ugly) seniors in the hall way
-trying to be 'hip', 'scene', 'hot', 'cute' (basically attractive in any way) but not succeeding
-fucking up their hair
-putting make-up on one's boyfriend
-cutting themselves
-being bisexual because it's the 'in' thing
-being a complete bitch
behaviors include:
-table dancing at school
-making out with random (ugly) seniors in the hall way
-trying to be 'hip', 'scene', 'hot', 'cute' (basically attractive in any way) but not succeeding
-fucking up their hair
-putting make-up on one's boyfriend
-cutting themselves
-being bisexual because it's the 'in' thing
-being a complete bitch
Fugly Cunt bumps into an innocent bystander.
Innocent Bystander: "Good god, Halloween was yesterday! What a fugly cunt!"
Innocent Bystander: "Good god, Halloween was yesterday! What a fugly cunt!"
by kkck March 25, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011