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a big fat ugly lady, usually owning a dog that's nearly as large and mean as her, with ugly dyed-blonde hair and the reason they came up with the term "evil step-mother"
Dude did you hear what the fugly blonde did this weekend?

Damn, the fugly blonde needs to grow up!
by allieway July 06, 2009
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Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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