Sasha - the foreign exchange student - was known throughout eastern Russia for her entertaining nature and calming effect on others. I had known her little more than an hour when she decided to hike her skirt over her head, and proceed to blow an 18" diameter fudgebubble from her poop chute. That, unto itself, was not so shocking, but alas the bubble burst spreading the corn laden soapy shit mixture all over my new dining room drapes.....drats!

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"