someone who works at a candy factory
umpalumas are willy wonkas fudgepackers
by daniel casey July 22, 2006
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1) someone who works at a chocolate factory packing fudge into boxes.
2) a homosexual male who would love to ram your shit in the wrong direction with his dick; one who sticks things in the out hole.
1) Before Liberace became a world-famous fudge packer idol, he worked at Hershey's Chocolate world as a fudge packer and rode the hershey highway to work every day.
2) Hey! What are you doing? Stop trying to pull my pants down from behind! Wait, what just poked my ass? Was that a flashlight in your pocket or...wait a minute...that's sick, you fucking fudge packer!!!
by Nick D March 19, 2003
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by Franzk October 18, 2007
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A male who enjoys compressing another males shit in his anal cavity
Elton John loves to compress his young boyfriends fudge!

Hes the biggest fudge packer ever!
by Paul Mol. March 20, 2006
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A person that is in charge of packaging the products that is made by a fudge factory

A person that is in charge of giving anal sex to either a female or bisexual or homosexual male. A person receiving the aforementioned would be considered a "fudge packee", again either by a dominatrix donning a strap on or a bisexual or homosexual male.
Selma: Hey Betty, what happens to the fudge after we are done making it?

Betty: Well, it goes right down there to the fudge packer.

Damn, I really want some anal sex bad. I should post an ad on craigslist to see if there are any fudge packers available. I sure do love them fudge packers. Oh yeah, fudge packers are the bomb!
by Dude Grease April 24, 2009
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