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fudge mallet
The act of
defecating
into a
sock
and utilising said tool as a
weapon
.
Sweet mother of Jesus
,
Sally
totally
gave me the fudge mallet last night!
by
Bawbag Johnson
June 12, 2018
Get a
fudge mallet
mug for your Facebook friend Helena.